Keep On Loving You Parody - Keep On Betting You

Did I ever mention what my job was at night? I realized that I mentioned that I had a night job, but I don't remember ever saying what it was. I work at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver. One Saturday night when we were pretty dead, there was nothing to do, so my manager and I started playing cards; Jin Rumme. I like Jin, but I'm not a fan of Rumme. So I jokingly said "You want to play some Texas Hold 'Em?" Greg, my manager asked if I had any money to lay down. I laughed thinking he was joking. He got up, pulled out a black bag filled with chips, and laid down a five dollar bill. I laughed again as I put down my own five and he dealt the chips and cards.

Greg was good. He had me dwindled down to like three chips three or four times. In the middle of the game I had to take a delivery, and Keep On Loving You was on the radio. So, the chorus and second verse was spontaneous right then and there. The rest I made up the next day. By the way, I finally won. Greg was so angry it was hilarious. For anyone who knows how to play Texas Hold 'Em, we both went all in and I beat his three of a kind with a full-house on the river. The river is why he was so upset. X-D

Original: Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgT_mJXbvCQ
Keep On Betting You

You should have seen by the look in my eyes, Greg
That I had something.
You should have known by the way that I called you
That I wasn't bluffing

And you never knew
That I wasn't new
But still you thought "I'll take this kid out
In a hand or two."

We both know it happened three or four times

You almost had me beat

But every time you knocked me down

I got back on my feet

And I worked hard

With every single card

And I knew that in order to win

I had to keep on betting

And I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to check

I just want to keep on betting you

And I worked hard

With every single card

And I made sure that surely

That you would lose eventually

And I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to fold

I just want to keep on betting you

I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to work

I just want to keep on betting you