Wanted Dead or Alive Parody - Always I am Adam

Have you ever wondered what kind of person I am? Probably not. But I decided to make a parody about myself anyway. My likes, my life, what I've done; basically, a very vague description of who I am. Some things are obvious, others are just weird and might not make any sense to some. But it's all true nevertheless.
Sadly, I do want to explain a couple things. 1st. When I say that I have a son and out of my children he's number one, I don't mean that he's my favorite, I mean that he was my first. I only have one child after all - so far.
2nd. I am bad at shaving everyday, but I slightly exaggerate because I think it's funnier.
Lastly, when I wrote this parody I thought the name of the song was Dead or Alive. In keeping with my "same-syllable-count" title, my parody was going to be I am Adam. When I learned that the song was Wanted Dead or Alive, I changed my title to fit the syllables. So, even though I actually never say it in the song, the title is Always I am Adam. I didn't feel like re-writing anything. I could argue that the end kind of says that I'm always Adam, but make your own decision. It is just a title anyway.

Original: Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oot0GtjQuxQ


Always I am Adam

So this is me
In all of my glory
I'll tell you things
That no one else can see.

I've got my flaws
But I've got all of my highs too
I am the last son
Of Bill and Sue.

I am Adam
I really enjoy acting
With a bass voice
Yes I can sing
Glasses, I'm near-sighted.

Sometimes I shave
Sometimes it's not for days
It's sad to tell the days
By the hair on my face.

The only sisters I have
Are my two in-laws
Running the rides at Kings Island
Was my first job.

I am Adam
I have one child; a son
My children (children)
He's number one
A phone (the sax) I used to play.

Oh, I'm Adam

I am Adam
Eight is my favorite number
Green is my (guess what)
Favorite color.

And it is easy
To sing the alphabet backwards
I don't talk too much
I'm a man of few words.

My hair is brown
My eye color is blue
Everything here is 
One-hundred percent true.

I am Adam
I like making parodies
And maybe (one day)
I'll be known for these.

Oh yes, I am Adam
And I really love my wife
And she loves me (loves me)
Dead or alive.

Yeah, that's right
That is right
Dead or alive.

Say again
One more time
Dead or alive.

No matter what
Whether I am
Dead or alive
I am Adam.