Your Song Parody - My Songs

Well, look at that. Three years past. Where has the time gone? I honestly don't think I'm doing too bad. I've made quite a few parodies. I'm glad that I decided to share them with the world. And gee, that's the whole point of this parody. Funny how that works out.

Original: Your Song by Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s


My Songs

They're a little bit funny
The things that I write.
And even when they're not they
Fight the good fight.
I can't make CDs
But girl if I did
I'd make money and
Happily we'd live.

The parody writer
Huh, is what I've become.
Not a man who can write songs
But instead just makes fun.
I know that my dreams seem unrealistic
Out of all the song writers
I want to get picked.

I've got to tell everybody these are my songs
'Cause what if I don't and everything goes wrong?
And no one ever
And no one ever
No one ever finds me
What'll happen to my creations
My Parodies?

It started simple
A nice fun joke here and there
But it blossomed into
A fun Passion
They all might not be
The best ever written
But there are a few that
Make me think again.

So excuse me forgetting
Some of my lyrics
It's hard to make all of
My ideas stick.
Anyway, maybe one day
My dream will come true
My parodies will all be popular too.

I've got to tell everybody these are my songs
'Cause what if I don't and everything goes wrong?
And no one ever
And no one ever
No one ever finds me
What'll happen to my creations
My Parodies?

And what if no one
And what if no one
No one ever finds me
What'll happen to me creations
My parodies?

Bad Romance Parody - Cool Yo-yo

So, Gaga huh? I'm sure this will spike interest. I wrote this on my birthday, actually. When I was still working at Cinfed. The best I remember is that I just made fun of whatever she was singing in the beginning. The "whoa oh oh" whatever. So, "Yo-yo!" I just make fun of such and outdated toy and have some fun with others. Maybe you love the yo-yo, maybe your childhood is based on ball-in-a-cup; fine. I'm just having fun.

Original: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

Cool Yo-yo

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Listen to me, all girls and boys
Throw away all of your expensive toys
And play with me.
Come, come, come, and play with me.

I have a special toy for everyone.
Some string plus some plastic equals so much fun.
Yo-yos are fun.
Fun, fun, fun, they're so much fun.

You've got to roll with it.
Yes, the pun is intended.
Mine is so cool
Cool yo-yo.

Get rid of them
Throw away all your toys
All you need is a cool yo-yo
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

Just look at me
You know that I'm cool
It is because of my cool yo-yo.

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

I'm not talking 'bout ball-in-a-cup
They are already cool
So now give it up for the yo-yos
Give praise for all the yo-yos.

We're going back to simplicity now.
Some of you are skeptics
You're wondering how can they be fun
Yes, yes, yes, just play with one.

You've got to just try it
And I know that you'll like it
Because they're cool
Cool yo-yos.

You can do it
You can be just like me
All you need is a sweet cool yo-yo
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

We will be awesome
Be the envy of all
'Cause we walk around with cool yo-yos

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
It's all in the wrist, baby.

You know I'm cool
I'm the coolest around
When my yo-yo spins
It makes the sweetest sound

There is no French
For the word yo-yo
I don't speak French
So what do I know?

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.
(simultaneously with)
So what do I know?
Tell me, what do I know?
I just don't know
Maybe it's yo-yo!

They are so cool 
I can barely stand it
Oh my gosh, I can't take no more
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

I can see
You don't have what it takes
To be so cool and awesome with me.

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Welcome Back

One year gone. Happy two year anniversary. So, I havn't written in a while. Sorry about that. It makes me a little sad that that happened. I've been thinking about it lately, and I'm thinking about starting again. I've written a few parodies since the last time I posted. The last one I wrote was in March 2011. I never posted them, and I don't know why. Remember my Chicken On The Run post? I said I was sad that I hadn't written anything in a while? Well, I'm sad that I stopped Parody Universe and didn't even try to come back. But I've had two years to rest and I've come up with so many song ideas; I just have to make them now. Sadly, I've lost a lot of interest, but I'll try to do this again. I already failed my one-parody-every-week promise, so I'll just say that I'll post when I can. It will be harder for me to write my parodies now. When I worked at Cinfed, I had plenty of time to do whatever when we weren't busy. But I have a new job now that requires constant attention. Basically, I don't have the luxary to stop and write down my ideas.  I may or may not explain how the ideas came or what parts were spontaneous and what was forced. I don't even remember for the most part. I'll just write what comes to mind.

Let me say a few things and straighten out some loose ends. I'm still not techno savvy, so I still can't make videos or real songs of my parodies, even though that would be cool. Also, Amanda and I are married now! Yay! And we even have a son too! I never did this when it actually happened, so I'll do it now: Danielle, thank you so much for your comments. I always like to read them and it makes me happy that you like my parodies. I especially thank you for your comment on Slutty In The USA; it always makes my smile. Again, thank you. I'd thank Haily too for her two comments, but she's not here anymore. Lastly, thank you too, Captain. You did comment and I won't forget it. It was a good ego boost.

Alright. Let's get this underway. Welcome back to Parody Universe!