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Sunday, November 17, 2019

We Are The Crystal Gems Parody - We Are Ambassadors

So I made this parody on the spot the other day as a joke. It's pretty short, but it was quite enjoyable to those who knew what I was referencing. I might come back and expand on it one day, but for now this will do.

I work at Amazon now, at CVG2, and I have a position called a Learning Ambassador. The Learning Ambassadors train new hires on how to do their jobs. When I was selected to be an Ambassador, I was selected with three others: Rachel, Damien, and Roger. One day Roger and I were thinking that a group of Ambassadors should have a name. Like a group of crows is a murder, or how a group of rhinos are called a crash. So after much deliberation, we decided that a group of three or more Ambassadors should be called a "Bumble." Management loved our idea. I was bored, just hanging out and talking with Roger and Damien, and this just came out.

Original: We are the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiHavtKvBCg

We are Ambassadors
We'll always teach the way
And we have our Kindles
They tell us what to say
That's why the bumble of CVG2 is
Rachel
Damien
Adam
And Roger!