Lady Parody - Bailey

All right. So, here we go. The first parody of many to come. Please let me know what you think. Also, I will post a link to a youtube video of the original song so you may get the full experience of mine...ya know, if you play it while reading mine.

This was the very first parody that I made and wrote down to remember. For a long time in my life, I had been making up parodies to myself - just silly little changes to the songs - and they amused me. But if I ever tried to tell someone about it, I couldn't remember what I said. So, I promised myself that I would start writing down my parodies, and this was the next one to come.

Bailey is a cat. But not just any cat. He is a seventeen pound cat belonging to my fiancé. For those of you not familiar with pet weights, seventeen is freaking huge for a cat. You can't really blame my fiancé's family though. They found the cat as a stray and apparently wanted it to eat it's fill.

Anyway, I had the song Lady by Styx stuck in my head all day as I cut my fiancé's grass. I took a shower after I was done and when I walked out of the shower, there was Bailey sleeping soundly. I started singing Lady, but replaced Lady with Bailey. Upon hearing his name, he opened one eye and glared at me for waking him up. I then made up the second verse then and there. The rest of the song I made up later.

Enjoy!

Original: Lady by Styx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--qOJ9PJZs

Bailey

Bailey from the moment I saw you

Lying on the couch

I knew you were not that exuberant

You need to get up and move

Your glare; it is quite petrifying

All you wanna do is sleep

But now you seem quite annoyed

Because I'm disrupting your peace

You're my

Bailey you eat too much

You eat everything in sight

And then you beg for more

Then you throw up

Bailey you weigh too much

For a kitty cat

Seventeen is too much for a feline

Slim Fast can't do nothing for you

You're my

Bailey in the morning

You must have your breakfast

Early: three o' clock sharp

You're my Bailey

Bailey - spoiled brat cat

Sulking without attention

Dandruff: what's up with that?

You're my

Bailey!!