Bad Romance Parody - Cool Yo-yo

So, Gaga huh? I'm sure this will spike interest. I wrote this on my birthday, actually. When I was still working at Cinfed. The best I remember is that I just made fun of whatever she was singing in the beginning. The "whoa oh oh" whatever. So, "Yo-yo!" I just make fun of such and outdated toy and have some fun with others. Maybe you love the yo-yo, maybe your childhood is based on ball-in-a-cup; fine. I'm just having fun.

Original: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

Cool Yo-yo

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Listen to me, all girls and boys
Throw away all of your expensive toys
And play with me.
Come, come, come, and play with me.

I have a special toy for everyone.
Some string plus some plastic equals so much fun.
Yo-yos are fun.
Fun, fun, fun, they're so much fun.

You've got to roll with it.
Yes, the pun is intended.
Mine is so cool
Cool yo-yo.

Get rid of them
Throw away all your toys
All you need is a cool yo-yo
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

Just look at me
You know that I'm cool
It is because of my cool yo-yo.

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

I'm not talking 'bout ball-in-a-cup
They are already cool
So now give it up for the yo-yos
Give praise for all the yo-yos.

We're going back to simplicity now.
Some of you are skeptics
You're wondering how can they be fun
Yes, yes, yes, just play with one.

You've got to just try it
And I know that you'll like it
Because they're cool
Cool yo-yos.

You can do it
You can be just like me
All you need is a sweet cool yo-yo
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

We will be awesome
Be the envy of all
'Cause we walk around with cool yo-yos

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
Catch it in your hand

Pull the string up
On your finger
It's all in the wrist, baby.

You know I'm cool
I'm the coolest around
When my yo-yo spins
It makes the sweetest sound

There is no French
For the word yo-yo
I don't speak French
So what do I know?

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.
(simultaneously with)
So what do I know?
Tell me, what do I know?
I just don't know
Maybe it's yo-yo!

They are so cool 
I can barely stand it
Oh my gosh, I can't take no more
(yo-yo-oh-oh-oh)

I can see
You don't have what it takes
To be so cool and awesome with me.

Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
I have a cool yo-yo.
Yo-yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yo-yo
It is a cool yo-yo.

Rah rah rock the cradle.
Around 'round the world.
Wah wah walk the dog
With my cool yo-yo.