Hey Jude Parody - Hey Dude

In all honesty, the whole idea of this parody came from Amanda when we had been dating for a year or two. If we watch a movie at home, and it's a movie we've both seen, we usually talk through it and make fun of it or just talk about it. If we have not seen it, I like to watch it and still talk about it a little and make some fun of it, but still watch most of it. Amanda would want to talk about other off-topics with nothing to do with the movie. At the theaters, talking is not an option; except for Amanda. So I told her my annoyance of her talking and she said I should tell her when I annoyed her. "You should tell me to stop." She said. "Just turn to me and go, 'Dude, stop talking.' You have to say 'Dude' though or it won't work." Then she started singing "Hey dude, leave me alone. I am trying..." And years later I decided to complete her joke. She made up the first two lines herself and the rest took some time to come up with.

Original: Hey Jude by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDdI7GhZSQA



Hey Dude

Hey dude, please stop talking
I am trying to watch this movie
I cannot hear what is being said
And I dread missing key plot points

Hey dude, leave me alone
I am trying to pay attention
Why do you insist on talking to me
Can't you please just leave me alone

This is one thing that I hate. Hey dude, please wait
I will talk to you when I am free
For well you know I don't want to just ignore you
But I really don't want to talk now
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Hey dude, you can do it
I know you have the ability
All you have to do is shut your mouth
And keep your thoughts to yourself

Just wait for a better time. Hey dude, be kind
This is not the time nor the place
And don't you know that's it's just you? Dude, get a clue
You don't hear anybody else talking
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah yeah

Hey dude, please stop talking
I am trying to watch this movie
I will talk to you after "The End"
But until then, please leave me
Alone alone alone alone alone alone yeah!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey dude!
(Etc.)