Party in the U.S.A. Parody - Slutty in the U.S.A.

For anyone who loves Miley Cyrus and wishes ill to all those who degrade her in any way, do not read this parody.

The whole thing started off when I saw the music video of Party in the USA and Miley Cyrus was wearing tight fitting clothes and really short shorts. And after I read the article and saw the picture of her live performance with her wearing next to nothing and dancing on a pole, I began to start saying "Slutty" in the USA. The chorus, first verse, and bridge were more spontaneous than thinking. The second verse was completely thought of.

This started out to be something funny, and it still kind of is, but it evolved. It evolved into me making a political standpoint about how sad and disgusted I am that a then 16 year old girl would expose herself and sell her body in such ways. Let me emphasize this: I AM NOT A PERVERT! I am simply stating my views on what Miley Cyrus has become. I think it's sad that in order to succeed in this country, you need to sell yourself and have a perfect body that everyone needs to look to.

But that is not what this universe is about. My universe is about my parodies; not political standpoints or a battleground. I hope you enjoy this one. This is what Miley should have been saying. It fits in perfectly to what she is doing.

Original: Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

Slutty in the U.S.A

Hopped off the plane at LAX

Hannah Montana's gone

I don't wanna be that brat again

It's time to be moving on

Here I am for the one millionth time

Big deal; it's the Hollywood sign

This is all so crazy

I'm the only one whose famous

But I'm worried about my prosperity

I feel like I'm losing popularity

And that's when I heard some random tune

And I did not know the song

But I acted like I did

I needed to improvise

So I tore off my clothes

Started dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

I'm pretty happy with my stunt

Everybody knows me now

I don't wanna feel that "uncool" again

Gotta be #1 in town

It felt so good to be light and carefree

I wanna do this at every single party

So whenever I hear some random tune

And I do not know the song

I just act like I do

And then I improvise

So I tear off my clothes

Start dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

If there's one thing I am sure (I am sure)

One thing no one can ignore (can ignore)

Is a pretty hot young girl (hot young girl)

Especially if she's giving a free sex show

So I tear off my clothes

Start dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A