Don't Bring Me Down Parody - Super Smash Bros.

Hello friends! First off, let me say that I now have another job, so I will be working one job from the morning until the afternoon, and then straight to my night job from there. So, I don't think I'll be doing reviews anymore (cause I was so on top of it too :<) I know the whole two of them were good (lol) but I'm done with them now. I will somehow find time to put up one parody a week though.

This parody I wrote while I was going on a trip to Minnesota. My dad was driving, my mom was asleep, and there wasn't much else to do. I thought about the parody a little bit the night before talking with Amanda. Something about eating came up and I made a joke about Kirby eating everything and that's why he's a puffball. For some unknown reason, Don't Bring Me Down popped into my head and the Kirby line just fell in place. So Kirby, Bowser, and Sonic were the only spontaneous parts of the song. Everything else I had to think of.

Let me explain a few things. "Why is Star Wolf there?" In SSB, there are replicas of characters. Young Link is just another Link, Ganondorf is just another Captain Falcon, and Falco is another Star Fox. Star Wolf is a third replica! Why is there three of the same character? "I don't think anyone cares" about wolf being there.

Pichu can't do any attacks without causing damage to itself.

"Peach puts Toad under so much abuse." One of Peach's attacks is to block any other attacks by having Toad block it.

My insert of "('Pika') (Thunderclap)" is Pikachu's Thunder attack sound replacing the random door closing.

"Break the Smash Ball." In SSB Brawl, there is a special ball that, if broken, will give an awesome ability to the character who broke it for a short time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iSpl5iCu0k

Original: Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo0RpBGHjwA&feature=related

Super Smash Bros.

Kirby is eating everything in sight.

And Pichu always hurts itself in a fight.

Super Smash Bros. Pit, Ness, Luigi. Donkey Kong.

Why is Star Wolf there? I don't think anyone cares.

Super Smash Bros.

Shiek and Zelda are both cross-dressing.

You all want to hurt Jigglypuff when it sings.

Super Smash Bros. Link, Ike, Roy, Prince Marth. Meta Knight.

All of these swords from five different gaming worlds.

Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Brothers. *Smash*

Super Smash Brothers Melee

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Super Smash Brothers.

Ganondorf has major anger issues.

And Peach puts Toad under so much abuse.

Super Smash Bros. Samus, Flaco, Snake. Dedede.

You break the Smash Ball to get Final Smash in Brawl.

Super Smash Bros.

We were fine with only the Poke' Ball.

That Poke' Trainer disappoints us all.

Super Smash Bros. Captain Falcon, Fox. Game And Watch.

Where has Mewtwo gone? Is Lucario a poke'mon?

Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Brothers. *Smash*

Super Smash Brothers Melee

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Super Smash Brothers.

Bowser has his spicy hot pepper breath.

Sonic's so fast he just might be on meth.

Super Smash Bros. How many game characters are there? Too many.

A lot named so far. Now it's starting to get hard.

Super Smash Bros.

The Rainbow Yoshi's are always laying eggs.

Then Diddy shoots them and then just flies away.

Super Smash Bros. Little Pikemin guy. What's his name ?

Will someone tell me what stands for R.O.B.

Super Smash Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Brothers.

Why is this so? What's happened to Nintendo?

Super Smash Bros.

("Pika") (Thunderclap)

Bohemian Rhapsody Parody - Bohemain Lifestyle

Driving home late one night, I started listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on my mp3 player, and, of course, thought about how hard it would be to make a parody out of it; how it would be a huge accomplishment and a passed milestone. So, I listened to the song and thought about it, and this is what came to my mind. Just the way that Queen sang this song seemed liked someone being depressed and wondering “why?” So I stayed up for about two hours playing and replaying the song until the entire parody was made. Some things, like the meaning of life lines, came easily. This is the first parody I made in which everything was completely thought of and nothing was spontaneous.
Want to know why it's called Bohemian Rhapsody? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Rhapsody
(History and Recording) Then my title will make more sense too.

Basically, there are five different musical parts to Bohemian Rhapsody. (Listen to the song and you'll understand). So, with my five different parts are different views. The first is what's the point of mankind? Why are we still here? What's the meaning of life? The second part is people who think there is no point and are just depressed and have a pessimistic outlook on life. (If you know someone like this, please help them). The third part is society and people wondering why on earth you trying to, Heaven forbid, think for yourself instead of just blindly following. The fourth part is a branch off of the third with a "there is no simple solution" and "people will tell you what to think" view. And the final part is self-reflecting. Find your own meaning in life. If you feel so inclined, you may post your answers to the final verse in the comments : - ) Just for clarification, I’m not depressed or anything. I just made the song for fun.

Original: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Bohemian Lifestyle
(1) This is all of our lives. It's not just fantasy
We get just one shot
There's no escape from reality
Open your eyes, and look at our world and see
What is the point now? Why are we still here?
We have been through the good, through the bad
We've been happy, we've been sad
What's the meaning of life?
Does it really matter to you...or me?

(2) Tell me. Why am I here?
What's my purpose in life? What's the point of all my strife?
Tell me. Why does life begin
When so many of us throw it away?
Tell me. With all our pain and cries
Why do we fight so we can live tomorrow
And carry on just like that
Throughout our entire lives.
So what? What can I do?
I am just one little man. I cannot make a difference.
This is how life goes: we die alone
We never make an impact on the world.
Tell me. (What's my meaning in life)
If we just die, what's the point of being born at all?

(3) I see the figure of a little confused man
What is wrong? What is wrong? Why are you so depressed now?
Why do you ask questions like a little frightened boy?
Let it be (let it be) let it be (let it be) let it be
Just let it be and don't worry-y-y-y
"I'm just a little confused about life."
He is just wondering why he is even here.
Never before has anyone been this absurd.
"I just want to know things, will you answer me?"
Absurd questions! You are ridiculous.
"Answer me."
Strange questions. You are ridiculous.
"Answer me."
Strange questions. You are ridiculous.
"Answer me." (You're ridiculous)
"Answer me." (You're ridiculous) (Never, never, never, never)
Answer you-o-o-o-o
"Please, please, please, please, please, please, please."
You must be kidding. Must be kidding.
Stop being complicated.
Just fall in line and believe what we tell you, tell you, tell you!

(4) So you think there are answers for everything.
I hate to say it but it is not that simple.
Oh, sadly, there is no logic sadly.
You'll never know, you'll never think for yourself.

(Oooh why, Oooh what)

(5) Tell me why you matter.
What's your purpose here?
Tell me why you matter.
What are the things you hold most dear?

What's your meaning in life?

Hotel California Parody - Skyline Chili Restaurant

I was trying to fall asleep one night, and I was thinking about other parodies I could write. Apparently this is what I used to think about all the time to go to sleep. But anyway, I was thinking about how kind of long Hotel California is, and how the Eagles are pretty popular, and how Hotel California is one of their most popular songs (and my favorite of them). I can honestly say that I don't remember where Skyline came into my thoughts. Maybe it was because I hadn't had it in so long. I love Skyline. Whatever happened, it randomly came to me and Skyline Chili Restaurant just fit perfectly.

Everything was spontaneous except for the last verse. After I made the last verse and sang it to Amanda, she said that I could use it for a Skyline commercial. The last verse would not make a good commercial, so I made up a separate last verse.........there are two "last" verses. The reason I kept my original is because at the end of Hotel California, it's kind of a scary ending. "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." I wanted my parody to reflect the scariness, but in a more funny way. Kind of like "I have to work here?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Please let me know which one you like better. Not for a commercial or anything, just for the song.

Original: Hotel California by The Eagles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUbTW928sMU

Skyline Chili Restaurant

In a crowded Skyline, where everyone shares
Warm smell of the chili rising up through the air.
The kitchen's out in the open, I can see everything
My tongue got wet and when I sat down,
my stomach started rumbling.

I look at the customers; everyone's satisfied
I will appease my appetite; I will not be denied.
Then a waitress came over, and handed me a menu
Then she took out a pad and pen and said
"How may I help you?"

Welcome to the Skyline Chili Restaurant
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely taste.
Ready some food at the Skyline Chili Restaurant
Any time of day
(Any time of day)
As long as you pay.

They got napkins and crackers, and they got hot sauce too
I look at the menu; it's backround colored in blue.
With so many options, how will I find my bliss
There are so many choices with tasty images.

So I said to the waitress "Please give me more time"
I wanted to be sure I got the full worth of my dime.
She left and then she came back a little later
Pointed at me with her pen and said "
Are you ready now, sir?"

Welcome to the Skyline Chili Restaurant
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely taste.
Order some food from the Skyline Chili Restaurant
The taste is so divine.
(It is so divine)
It will blow your mind.

I ordered a large three-way, with habanero cheese
At no extra charge make my-way a sky-way, please.
When she brought me my food, it looked so yummy

Version 1
When I reached for my wallet, I realized I had no money.

Last thing I remember, I was crawling on the floor
I had to get by undetected and right out through the door.
"Don't move" said the waitress, "You're not going anywhere"
"You will have to pay off your meal by working here."

Version 2
And it felt so good sliding down my throat and into my tummy.

Last thing I remember, I was walking out the door
I had searched for this special feeling so many times before.
Tell me why must they close; Oh, why can't they see

The food was so extraordinary, I don't want to ever leave.

Across the Universe Parody - Across the Galaxy

I wrote this parody a few minutes after I finished my "I'll Buy It" parody at 4 in the morning. (My postings are a little out of order, but I’m back on track now). After I'll buy it, I was thinking about other parodies I could do from songs that I have. Across the Universe is one of the first songs in my Mp3 player (alphabetical order) and it was the first song to come to mind. I thought that it would be simple since the song itself makes no sense, so why should mine? But I argued with myself that it didn't have to be gibberish and nonsense. After that, the words just came out. Why Galaxy? It's the first thing that always came to my mind after universe. And I think it's kind of a cool word.

I thought about every part of the song a little bit except the replacements for "Jai Guru Diva" in the original version, and all of my "astro" words part. My father always said this about the Beatles: “It’s basically just them throwing a bunch of words together and seeing if it sounds good.” Across the Universe is a prime example of that truth. So that’s where the first verse came from.

My second verse may sound crazy, but it is true. I find it interesting and maybe you will too. I suggest you check it out. http://homepages.tesco.net/harbfamily/opd/index.html

Original: Across the Universe by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCKANiM9tUM&feature=related

Across the Galaxy

Words are thrown together in a lot of the Beatles' songs,

And music is added to it and played across the galaxy

Most of their songs did not make sense, but they were popular

So people always bought their songs.

Random words and music sung

The Beatles did change the world,

In some way they changed the world.

If they did change the world

It was the music world.

There is a rumor going around that Paul is really dead,

And there are people who do believe this across galaxy

They say there are clues hidden in a lot of their album covers,

But it is mostly just a money scheme.

Across the galaxy

Crazy conspiracy. Dumb

Someone's trying to change their world,

Mixing up the Beatles' world.

If Paul really left the world,

Then who's his double in this world?

I'll take out a page of the Beatles' book

And say random words and act like they flow together.

Astroturf and astroplane and astronaut and astronut

All sound like things that could go all the way

Across the galaxy.

Green tea is healthy. Yum.

Maybe I could change the world,

If I tried to change the world.

Someone's got to change my world,

If they want to change my world.

Green tea is healthy.

Green tea is healthy.

Green tea is healthy.

Party in the U.S.A. Parody - Slutty in the U.S.A.

For anyone who loves Miley Cyrus and wishes ill to all those who degrade her in any way, do not read this parody.

The whole thing started off when I saw the music video of Party in the USA and Miley Cyrus was wearing tight fitting clothes and really short shorts. And after I read the article and saw the picture of her live performance with her wearing next to nothing and dancing on a pole, I began to start saying "Slutty" in the USA. The chorus, first verse, and bridge were more spontaneous than thinking. The second verse was completely thought of.

This started out to be something funny, and it still kind of is, but it evolved. It evolved into me making a political standpoint about how sad and disgusted I am that a then 16 year old girl would expose herself and sell her body in such ways. Let me emphasize this: I AM NOT A PERVERT! I am simply stating my views on what Miley Cyrus has become. I think it's sad that in order to succeed in this country, you need to sell yourself and have a perfect body that everyone needs to look to.

But that is not what this universe is about. My universe is about my parodies; not political standpoints or a battleground. I hope you enjoy this one. This is what Miley should have been saying. It fits in perfectly to what she is doing.

Original: Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

Slutty in the U.S.A

Hopped off the plane at LAX

Hannah Montana's gone

I don't wanna be that brat again

It's time to be moving on

Here I am for the one millionth time

Big deal; it's the Hollywood sign

This is all so crazy

I'm the only one whose famous

But I'm worried about my prosperity

I feel like I'm losing popularity

And that's when I heard some random tune

And I did not know the song

But I acted like I did

I needed to improvise

So I tore off my clothes

Started dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

I'm pretty happy with my stunt

Everybody knows me now

I don't wanna feel that "uncool" again

Gotta be #1 in town

It felt so good to be light and carefree

I wanna do this at every single party

So whenever I hear some random tune

And I do not know the song

I just act like I do

And then I improvise

So I tear off my clothes

Start dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

If there's one thing I am sure (I am sure)

One thing no one can ignore (can ignore)

Is a pretty hot young girl (hot young girl)

Especially if she's giving a free sex show

So I tear off my clothes

Start dancing around

Everybody's looking at me now

Moving my hips like yeah

Twirling around like yeah

I jumped on a table

Started pole dancing

My body is why I get paid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm slutty in the U.S.A