Hey Jude Parody - Hey Dude

In all honesty, the whole idea of this parody came from Amanda when we had been dating for a year or two. If we watch a movie at home, and it's a movie we've both seen, we usually talk through it and make fun of it or just talk about it. If we have not seen it, I like to watch it and still talk about it a little and make some fun of it, but still watch most of it. Amanda would want to talk about other off-topics with nothing to do with the movie. At the theaters, talking is not an option; except for Amanda. So I told her my annoyance of her talking and she said I should tell her when I annoyed her. "You should tell me to stop." She said. "Just turn to me and go, 'Dude, stop talking.' You have to say 'Dude' though or it won't work." Then she started singing "Hey dude, leave me alone. I am trying..." And years later I decided to complete her joke. She made up the first two lines herself and the rest took some time to come up with.

Original: Hey Jude by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDdI7GhZSQA



Hey Dude

Hey dude, please stop talking
I am trying to watch this movie
I cannot hear what is being said
And I dread missing key plot points

Hey dude, leave me alone
I am trying to pay attention
Why do you insist on talking to me
Can't you please just leave me alone

This is one thing that I hate. Hey dude, please wait
I will talk to you when I am free
For well you know I don't want to just ignore you
But I really don't want to talk now
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Hey dude, you can do it
I know you have the ability
All you have to do is shut your mouth
And keep your thoughts to yourself

Just wait for a better time. Hey dude, be kind
This is not the time nor the place
And don't you know that's it's just you? Dude, get a clue
You don't hear anybody else talking
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah yeah

Hey dude, please stop talking
I am trying to watch this movie
I will talk to you after "The End"
But until then, please leave me
Alone alone alone alone alone alone yeah!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey dude!
(Etc.)

Dancing Queen Parody - Glofing King

So, I was going to go golfing one day, and the day before this idea popped in my head. The title was spontaneous and as I was golfing, the rest of the song came to me pretty easily. That's all.

Original: Dancing Queen by Abba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REElUors1pQ

Golfing King

You can swing
You can putt
Mostly you rely on luck
Set that tee
Make your swing
You are the golfing king

Waking up at the crack of dawn
Strapping your bag of golf clubs on
Make sure you have your drivers
And your putters too
And ten different irons
You don't want to shoot into trees
Land in water, sand traps, or weeds
Then you have to choose your club
Which one will you use
A wedge or 9 iron
Show when it is your turn

You are the golfing king
You're the guy
With that super swing
Golfing king
Listen to all the birdies sing (Golf pun)
Miss water
And sand traps
Get on the fareway or past (Please)
All your hits
Promising
You are the golfing king

You're on the green looking cocky
You got there in one shot not three
Shooting under one-hundred
Isn't hard to do
You think you should go pro
Then everyone will know

You are the golfing king
There's something
You are not telling
Golfing king
You're so good it's almost sickening (But hey)
Titlest
Pinnicall
Callaway, Top Flight, Maxwell
Choose your ball
Make it zing
You are the golfing king
Hail the golfing king

Ticking Parody - Loving

Now this was a milestone! I thought Bohemian Rhapsody would be an accomplishment, then Hotel California, but Ticking is so long that I never imagined I could do it. Also, it's a long story as well. So here is my attempt at a longer story. "Screaming for a wife" to "You kissed...to you" was spontaneous and everything else was thought of at work. The first few lines came easily, but it was the last few before the "chorus" that took a while. The syllables just wouldn't cooperate. Nine hours is a long enough time to wrap my mind around a parody and put it all together.


Original: Ticking by Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So15b6XNuK0



Loving

"An extremely loving child" is what your family always say
"He's always given out cards to kids on Valentine's Day"
So what is the reason that you have never gotten wed?
Your parents are worried you may be messed up in the head

It's not like you have never tried; it is quite the contrary
You have asked many girls out, but got shot down to your dismay
You have never been on a date in all your life
And every single day you always hear your mother gripe

"I want a little girl now" mama said
Remember mama said
Loving, loving
"Get to it; find a wife
Give me a daughter"
Do it, do it, loving, loving

There you were crying in a downtown bar screaming for a wife
Some goof said "He's just love sick. He needs to get a life"
You kissed a pretty lady who came way too close to you
Oh she did not appreciate that too much and she slapped you

Promising to find love before the day was done
But as you walked away from the bar, your reality dawned (it dawned)
You have tried your whole life, why would today be different
You decided it was useless and you gave up on it

"Now I'll never get grandchildren" mama said
Remember mama said
Loving, loving
"Everyone in the world can do it
Why can't you?"
Do it, do it, loving, loving

You called your best friend Jesse, knowing you would not be made fun of
You cried and complained for so long about your troubles to find your love
Then Jesse said "How about this: why don't you marry me?"
That statement made you see the obvious: that Jesse was a she

"I have loved you ever since I met you, but you couldn't tell"
And then you knew, in your heart, you wanted her as well
After all this time, here it was. You finally had your shot
The story of two best friends who secretly loved each other was so hot

"We're not getting any younger" mama said
Remember mama said
Loving, loving
"What are you waiting for? Propose, get married and start your life"
Do it, do it, loving, loving

Magic Parody - Vowels

This parody is a prime example of my spontaneity. I was just driving along one night, just delivering some pizza, Magic came on, and the words just fell in. I can honestly say that I have no idea where the idea came from, the words just came to me. So, the first chorus, the first line in each chorus, the first verse, "what are the vowels in your name", and the part about "Y" was spontaneous. The little bit left was thought of.

Original: Magic by Pilot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc

Vowels

Six fantastic letters
The vowels
They're the most important ones
The vowels. You know
We can't make words without them

"A" is the first one.
A word all by itself
And "E" is the most popular one
Then there is "I"
A very special one.
When it is alone it is capitalized

Six amazing letters
The vowels
We cannot live without them
The vowels. You know
What are the vowels in your name

"O" and "U" are there
They're used discreetly
They are kind of weird and used oddly
But then there is "Y"
It is the outcast
It is only a vowel as a last resort

Six wonderful letters
The vowels
What did we do before them
The vowels. You know
Who even invented them

A, E, I, O, U, Y
The vowels
We use them all of the time
The vowels. Just look
At all the vowels in this song

Rocket Man Parody - Banker Man

Now that you know my night job is a delivery driver for Pizza Hut, it's only fair to tell you my morning job. I am a teller at Cinfed Credit Union. I told someone at work that I write parodies, and she told me I should make one of Rocket Man by Elton John. I told her that I tried, but with no luck. She gave me an idea by saying I should make Socket Man. So during work and my drive home I thought about electrical stuff, like an electrical socket. I told this idea to Amanda and spontaneously I thought "Hey, what about me. What about Banker Man?" So, that happened. And the next day at work I thought of the rest of this song. The chorus was spontaneous as was the last two lines. Ironically, I wrote it down (and now posting it) in my free time.

Original: Rocket Man by Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAKOLOnfV4

Banker Man

Opened the doors at nine: on time
Already, costumers.
And they want me to help them
Oh, the nerve
But I guess that's my job here at Cinfed
It's too early for this
I wanted to just stay in bed

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until I get to have some more free time
With all these members wanting to know their balances
I'm a banker man
Banker man, making the transactions all day long

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until I get to have some more free time
With all these members wanting to know their balances
I'm a banker man
Banker man, making the transactions all day long

Cashier Checks, bonds, coin vouchers, checks on us
All different paperwork
And you need to know how to type them all in
But many things are just plain confusing
A lot of memorization
Oh, Banker man
Banker man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until I get to have some more free time
With all these members wanting to know their balances
I'm a banker man
Banker man, making the transactions all day long

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until I get to have some more free time
With all these members wanting to know their balances
I'm a banker man
Banker man, making the transactions all day long

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And it might not be as long as I I thought
And I kind of have some free time right right now
So I guess that I will just sing my my song
I don't know what I'm doing anymore
Maybe I'll balance the money in my drawer

Sundown Parody - Daybreak

Well, it took me a bit longer to recover from my surgery than I thought. A lot happens in three weeks. One of the Pizza Huts that I work at, the one that hired me, closed down and nobody called me. So I have some more free time. Yay.

The title for this parody was the first spontaneous part of this parody. Just the opposite of Lightfoot's title. And then I went on to describe the entire day. "We've been through the day" was the only other spontaneous part. I hope you enjoy it.

Original: Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4

Daybreak

I wake up in the morning when the day is new

And in the crisp morning air the ground is covered in dew

Daybreak I see the sunrise

The first sight of dawn is very nice

Daybreak I see the sunrise

The first sight of dawn is very nice

I've been working all day in the blistering heat

I'm not even halfway done but I'm already beat

Noon high the sun is so hot

I need to find some water so I can cool off

Noon high the sun is so hot

I need to find some water so I can cool off

I want to sit down in my favorite chair

And watch some T.V shows without a single care

Twilight it's time to relax

Time to settle down and rest my aching back

Twilight it's time to relax

Time to settle down and rest my aching back

But alas everything must come to an end

Got to wait 'til tomorrow just to do it again

Daybreak I see the sunrise

The first sight of dawn is very nice

Noon high the sun is so hot

I need to find some water so I can cool off

Twilight it's time to relax

Time to settle down and rest my aching back

First star the end of the day

I'm really tired now so I guess I'll just hit the hay.

A Tear in the Fabric of the Universe

Alright. I don't even know if anyone is reading my parodies anymore, so maybe this won't affect anyone. But just in case, I'll post this.

Today is Monday the 21, in two days I am going to have jaw surgery. My jaw will be broken and re-aligned. I'm supposed to be inactive for three weeks; I need to do nothing assertive. I don't know how incapacitated I'll be, so I don't know when I'll be feeling up to posting again. It might be by Friday the 25, it might be July 15 at the end of my three weeks. I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see. My hope is that I'll make up some new parodies during my absence (I only have 4 written in advance now). Either which way, for anyone keeping up, I'm not stopping Parody Universe just yet, I'm taking a....vacation we'll call it.

See ya all when I come back!

Summer of '69 Parody - The Best Songs of My Life

Hello friends! I'm cutting this one close to the end of the week, but life's been hectic. A lot is going on and I've been focusing on reality instead of fantasy lately. I'll explain more in my next post.
I changed the word guitar to piano, because the piano is my favorite instrument. If I had the time and patience, I would love to learn how to play it. Bryan Adams had the same type of wording as my title, but it wasn't his title. I like my use of the wordings better, so the title isn't in the same place. (I know what I'm talking about and that last statement was confusing to me). Anyway, the first two lines were spontaneous and the rest was thought of.

Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg(not too sure about the ending...)

The Best Songs of My Life

I got my first piano
Got it at the guitar store
Now I know what you're thinking
Why was it in that kind of store
I'm not exactly sure
What it was doing there
But there is one thing I do know
I really did not care
Well I just sat down
And played some of my favorite songs
Heart and Soul and Chopsticks
And I played them for oh so long
Those were the best songs of my life
I knew I had to buy it
But it was so expensive
Seven-thousand freaking dollars
But I needed it to live
I know that sounds dramatic
But the piano was very cool
And as an added bonus
Now I couldn't pay to go to school
I played the best songs of my life
Oh yeah! Just playing my piano. Oohh!
I played it for a long time
I learned to play some new songs
I learned to play all mine
I hope all my songs last forever
And never fade! Yeah!
And now the music's changing
All of the songs are getting remixed
Sometimes I will play my classics
Heart and Soul and Chopsticks
Yes the piano cost much
But there's one thing that I need to know
Was it ever worth it
I like to believe it was so
I played the best songs of my life
Oh yeah! Just playing my piano.
Uh-huh. Just playing my piano.
Oh yeah! Me and my awesome piano.
Oohh! Oh!
I was just playing, playing, playing my piano.
Oh yeah.

Dear Prudence Parody - Miharu

What? Two Beatles parodies back to back? I've never done anything like this before! I'm going crazy!!

Last summer, the summer of 2009, a friend of mine went back to his home in Japan for the summer. He asked me if I would stay at his apartment here and look after his cat, Miharu. Miharu (me-huh-roo) is a Japanese word meaning "Beautiful Spring." Miharu was a pretty cool cat. She was a calico which is a pretty rare breed of cat. Males are so rare that you could sell one for $5,000, but Miharu was a female. At first, Miharu was afraid of me (but she was afraid of everyone), and I didn't care for her too much either. I thought she was annoying; always meowing and never being quiet. After a while, Miharu warmed up to me. She started coming to me and letting me pet her. My friend said that I shouldn't let her go outside because he used to, but one time she ran away for three days and came back sick. But that was right before I moved in, so Miharu always cried to go out, and I finally gave in. So she stopped whining so much and I didn't think she was so annoying anymore. About halfway through the summer, Miharu started sleeping with me; all cuddled up in my arm or using my back-knees as a wall. I cannot express how much I loved that cat by the end. It was only for about three and a half months, but I loved that cat. I still do...which is kind of hard.


My friend came back and I told him that let Miharu out and she always came back. So, he decided that it was alright. Well, about a month or two after he came home, Miharu ran away again...but she never came back. Most likely, she is...gone to say it nicely. But I can't bring myself to think that. I like to believe that she is still alive and maybe someone thought she was a stray and took her in. (Yeah, Miharu never had a collar, so...) Amanda and I always like to joke that Miharu ran away from my friend because she missed me and went looking for me. Maybe, just maybe, she will find me one day.


Well, maybe some of you you decided to read the first couple of sentences and decided to skip the rest. It's fine. I like to write in case you never figured that out - I am writhing a blog. But anyway, this parody is for Miharu. A song I wish she could hear and understand. I thought of it one night when I was with Amanda and a friend of hers called her up while we were driving and they started talking. I knew I wasn't going anywhere in a while so I tried to come up with a new parody. There was a Burger King across the street, and the syllables matched up. Sometime during that wreck Miharu popped into my head and it worked out. It was a good idea to have a good-bye song for the cat I loved, I thought.
The first line in every verse except for the last one was spontaneous and so was the bridge.



Original: Dear Prudence by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2lMstw6qs

Miharu

Miharu, where have you gone?
Miharu, what about all of our fun?
You ran away. Was it for me?
I'm touched if that is how you feel.
Miharu, where is it you have gone?

Miharu, won't you come back?
Miharu, without you my life lacks
A fun little, feline friend.
Will you live with me again?
Miharu, won't you please come back?

Oh, meow, purr, meow, purr, meow, purr, meow
Oh, meow, purr, meow, purr, meow, purr, meow
Oh, me-ee-ow purr

Miharu, there are tears in my eyes.
Miharu, are you still alive?
I do believe you are out there
Living happily somewhere.
Miharu, there are tears in my eyes.

Miharu, run free my friend.
Miharu, I guess this is the end.
I never got to say good-bye
This song will just have to suffice.
Miharu, run free now my friend.

Let It Be Parody - Let It Rain

I really like The Beatles' song Let It Be; it's my favorite song right now. (I change my favorite song like, every year or so). But, I found it disappointing that I hadn't made a parody of it yet. Late one night I was just singing it and putting nonsense into it and started thinking about how I wished it would rain. Then I had a flashback of a young boy of 12 who did not want to cut the grass. In his creativity he tried to make it rain by singing a song, rather, a parody. I thought that was cool. I had completely forgot about those words I spoke many years before. So, my first parody so far was this one technically. But I only made up the first chorus then. Now, from that, I created the rest of the song. Everything was thought of except the last verse. The last 5 lines aren't in Let It Be, but I added it for my parody. Ironically, it never rained when I sang it in my younger days. But after I finished this parody, it rained for three days straight. And it seems to rain the next day whenever I sing it now.

Original: Let It Be by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCYQL8ouqw

Let It Rain
When It's time for me to cut all my grass
And I don't want the tired pain
Cleanse the Earth with water

Let it rain

I know it just postpones it

But I got out of doing it today
Cleanse the Earth with water
Let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Cleanse the Earth with water
Let it Rain
And when there's all those people
Who say rain takes happiness away
Never quiet your voice
Let it rain

For though they're narrow minded
And they think that you may be insane
Never quiet your voice
Let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Never quiet your voice
Let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Cleanse the Earth with water
Let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Cleanse the Earth with water
Let it rain
And when the night is cloudy
I know that it will happen again
With a clash of thunder
Let it rain
I wake up to the sound of water
Falling on my window pane
And I smile saying
Let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Cleanse the Earth with water
Let it rain

Let it rain, let it rain
Let it rain, let it rain
Never quiet your voice
Let it rain
With a clash of thunder
Cleanse the Earth with water
Never quiet your voice
Just smile and say
Let it rain. Let it rain.

Keep On Loving You Parody - Keep On Betting You

Did I ever mention what my job was at night? I realized that I mentioned that I had a night job, but I don't remember ever saying what it was. I work at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver. One Saturday night when we were pretty dead, there was nothing to do, so my manager and I started playing cards; Jin Rumme. I like Jin, but I'm not a fan of Rumme. So I jokingly said "You want to play some Texas Hold 'Em?" Greg, my manager asked if I had any money to lay down. I laughed thinking he was joking. He got up, pulled out a black bag filled with chips, and laid down a five dollar bill. I laughed again as I put down my own five and he dealt the chips and cards.

Greg was good. He had me dwindled down to like three chips three or four times. In the middle of the game I had to take a delivery, and Keep On Loving You was on the radio. So, the chorus and second verse was spontaneous right then and there. The rest I made up the next day. By the way, I finally won. Greg was so angry it was hilarious. For anyone who knows how to play Texas Hold 'Em, we both went all in and I beat his three of a kind with a full-house on the river. The river is why he was so upset. X-D

Original: Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgT_mJXbvCQ
Keep On Betting You

You should have seen by the look in my eyes, Greg
That I had something.
You should have known by the way that I called you
That I wasn't bluffing

And you never knew
That I wasn't new
But still you thought "I'll take this kid out
In a hand or two."

We both know it happened three or four times

You almost had me beat

But every time you knocked me down

I got back on my feet

And I worked hard

With every single card

And I knew that in order to win

I had to keep on betting

And I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to check

I just want to keep on betting you

And I worked hard

With every single card

And I made sure that surely

That you would lose eventually

And I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to fold

I just want to keep on betting you

I'm gonna keep on betting you

'Cause it's the only way you're gonna lose

I don't want to work

I just want to keep on betting you

Dream On Parody - Skin Care

After Chicken On the Run was written, my parodies came to me more easily. I wrote this one the same day. The first line was basically the foundation of the whole song. When people look in the mirror and mention their face, it's mostly about acne. (Or maybe that's just me). Either way, I was listening to Dream On and changed the first verse past the mirror-face stuff. The first part of the song was spontaneous up to the naming of products. From that point to the end, it was thought of. Just FYI, I don't have horrible acne, just average I suppose. But I have tried just a few. Formula 29 was the best ever, but it was discontinued :-( Anyway, this is just fun.

Original: Dream On by Aerosmith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAglUR-KXfQ

Skin Care
Every time that I look in the mirror
My skin isn't gettin' any clearer
Just more acne
I don't know what to believe
With all these lies
From all these skin care products that I buy

Well, they all say they're the best
So much better than the rest
And they lay it on so thick
So that we pay for another trick

In our lives we all want to look great
But it's so hard when our skin outbreaks
You know that I
Just don't know which one to buy

Neutrogena and Old Spice
I've tried them all once or twice
And all of them from Mary Kay
They didn't work but what'd you expect me to say

Proactive, Noxzema
"The best way to get clear skin" blah blah blah
Clearasil and Clearpores
I've tried them all and their ultra forms

Skin care
Products
I've tried
And I still have my acne

Skin care
I've tried
So much
And they just don't work on me

Skin care
Products
There are
Many
How do
I know
Which one
Will work

Zenmend, Acnezine
Oxy Balance, Formula 29
Maybe if I use them all day
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take it away

I tell you, I'm not bitter
I just wish my skin was clearer
Oh no, I'm not angry
I just wish I didn't have so much acne

Take It On the Run Parody - Chicken On the Run

Yay for ten parodies!! If I was in any way "techno-savvy" I would make a CD, or at least some music videos...sadly, I'm not savvy in that area.

So, it had been about a month since I had written a parody. I finished "You Are Snoring", left Minnesota, and went on with my life. I was actually pretty depressed that I hadn't written anything in a while. Writing parodies apparently made me happy; go figure. Anyway, I was driving with Amanda one day when we passed a restaurant that she used to go to every Halloween. She told me "My parents would always take us to Chicken On the Run every Halloween."

I asked "Chicken On the Run?"

"Yes..."

"That's too obvious!" I had it. How could I not make a parody now? Take It On the Run. Chicken On the Run. Like I said, it was too obvious. So I went home, went on their website, and got all the information I needed and put it in the song. Everything about the restaurant in the song is on their website. The "double family friendly" part is because they said that they were family friendly twice, so... The whole song was thought of except for the eating around bit.

Original: Take It On the Run by REO Speedwagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXi8QKId5g0

Chicken On the Run


Heard it from some guy who
Heard it from some boy who
Heard it from me you've been eating around

I've seen you eating fast food
But it's not what we're used to
You're eating at the more popular chains

And I'm not saying it's
An innocent snack here and there
I'm saying it's always everywhere

Well I'm telling you, girl
That that's not real food, girl
And even if it is remember this name

Chicken On the Run, honey
If you want some fun, honey
This is where you want to go
Sports for Queen City
Double family friendly
If you want some fun, go to Chicken On the Run!

Well I know our enemies
There's Popeye's and there is Lee's
And of course there's always KFC

Well I know they taste good
But it's not only about food
Do they have this kind of stuff too?

At Chicken On the Run, baby
They are open on Sundays
But only for Bengals games
Can you believe that
Chic-fil-A can't do that
So for football fun go to Chicken On the Run!

At Chicken On the Run, lady
And I'm not saying maybe
All their food's under ten dollars
Attire is casual
The cuisine is chicken
Obviously, it's CHICKEN On the Run!

At Chicken On the Run, sweetie
They're vegetarian friendly
I don't know how that is possible (pa-ha-hos-ibble)
Fifty-four people voted
Eighty-five percent liked it
You can't go wrong with Chicken On the Run!!

Heard it from some guy who
Heard it from some boy who
Heard it from me you've been eating around

Come Together Parody - You Are Snoring

I wrote this parody while I was in Minnesota, finding it hard to sleep at two in the morning (big surprise right?). But there was a good reason for why I was awake this time. It was my father.

On trips I have taken over my life - camping, famiy vacations, other miscellaneous - I could almost never fall asleep while my father was there. The reason: he snores so freakin' loud! I honestly have no idea how my mother sleeps through it! Anyway, I was woken up by his snoring, and I couldn't fall back asleep because of all the noise. I started saying to myself "You are snoring so loud that I can't sleep." Come Together by the Beatles was in my head all day and it was so that night too. So that one line fell into place; I just had to remove "that". Then the first line came naturally since it was true. I knew I had to write down my thoughts before I forgot them, and let's face it, I had nothing better to do. So, not wanting to wake my parents both up by turning on the room/bed light, I locked myself in the bathroom and wrote down the song.

First verse and chorus was spontaneous, second verse was easy, third I had to think of a bit, last verse was easy. It doesn't all fit exactly syllable for syllable, but it fits for the melody given.

Original: Come Together by The Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8LZGQ4MkvQ

You Are Snoring

I'm just lying here thinking

"What should I do now?"

Thinking "What can I do now?"

Cause I can't go to sleep. I say

It just is no use

I can't go to sleep with all of this noise abuse.

It's heavy breathing.

It's na-sil congestion

It's your sleeping siren

It's your sleeping wail.

Every one will know you're asleep

Everyone will hear because they themselves can't sleep.

You are snoring so loud; I can't sleep.

You must rollover

You are sleeping on your back

You need to sleep on your side

Apparently you won't snore like that

I really don't care how it works

I just know hearing you all night does not have it's perks.

You are snoring so loud; I can't sleep.

When will morning come?

I wish it was here right now

I can't wait for it all night

Can't stay awake all night

I need to get and wear earplugs next time

Sleeping through the night; oh! it would be so sublime

You are snoring so loud; I cant sleep.

You are snoring. Yeah

You are snoring. Yeah

You are snoring. Yeah

You are snoring. Yeah

You are snoring. Yeeaahh.

You are snoring. Yeeeaaaaaaahhh.

You are snoring. Yeeeaaaaaaahhh.

Uugghh...

You are snoring. Yeeeaaaaaaahhh.